Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:43 pm Post subject: Texting joke
This guy's buddy is going to an out-of-state horse racing track to gamble on the horses. He gives his buddy one hundred dollars to wager on a 2000-1 odd horse named Lucky Chance in the fifth race . He says, "Text me how the race went when it's over ."
Two days after his buddy left , he gets the text, S.S.F.F , from him.
He studies the text carefully, then, screams out loud, " I'll be damned he won, the fucker won !Started second, finished first ! "
Overtly excited at his new found wealth,he awaited his buddy's return for the payout.
Three weeks later, he saw his buddy on the street and asked angrily, "Where you been and where's my money from the race ?"
Buddy says he texted him how his horse didn't finish the race .
"Bullshit, i wrote it down, S.S.F.F, Started second, finished first.",says guy.
"No," says buddy. "Started,stumbled, farted,fell.He died in the first furlong. "
Buddy ain't guy's buddy no more. Plus, he needs a new phone
I'm not into horse racing but i want to buy a race horse and name it "My face". That way i can hear all the women at the track yell out "come on my face!!!"
I'm not into horse racing but i want to buy a race horse and name it "My face". That way i can hear all the women at the track yell out "come on my face!!!"
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, from him.
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