It's a fabulous return which was fabulously executed by a fabulous dude in a fabulous way.
Fabulous events, to me, are just fabulous.
I think I may be sufering from fabulosis having read this fabulous announcement, which fell upon my eyes in an utterly fabulous fashion.
Now ,let's say it together, shall we ?
Post Scriptum; The preceding utterance was brought to you by the makers of Fab detergent, The Ham Phuk Foundation, and the number 4. FABULOUS !!!
A man and woman started having sex in a dark forest. After a time, the man jumps up and says, "Damn,I wish I had a flashlight !"
The woman replied "Me too, you've been eatin' grass for the last fifteen minutes !"
Welcome back man!!!! Now here comes the entertainment........This is a true story.
Biggie said that thing about a man and woman having sex in a dark forest. Well something similar happened to me. Many moons ago when I was still married and happy there was this field that we frequented to get our freak on,cause at the time I still lived with my parents and all. So here we go in this field just going to town then I look up to see I was being watched by this big ass bull. Someone had put a bunch of cows in this field and we didnt know. So here I am staring at this bull and hes staring at me and thinking oh shit what a way to die......lol. So we start slowly getting clothes back on while this bull is snorting and shit,luckily we came out unscathed but needless to say it was touch and go for a little while....lol.
This concludes the entertainment portion of the program........Thank you.
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